I won’t lie to y’all Tytus Howard Jersey , that game sucked.It sucked on so many levels.It sucked because triots won.It sucked because the Patriots and Patriots ownership and anyone vaguely associated with the Patriots do not deserve happiness ever.But here we are anyway, in a hellworld not of our making where the most obnoxious team in the league is also the now defending champion.It turns the stomach, doesn’t it?So to celebrate this, and to mark the beginning of our collective march into the wilderness that is the offseason, here is a brief (very, very brief) Hair of the Dog about Super Bowl LIII which we talk about in between discussions of food and stuff.As always, in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced with the word [kitten] to make this safe to read at work.Call it our parting gift to you for this season.Enjoy!I’ll be in the kitchen eating peach pie.Pre-Game ThoughtsLukeWeston (who we are becoming very concerned about)UTLuke (to Weston)Weston (to Luke)First QuarterUTtehGrindCrusher (to UT)[Ed. Note:They are.](Patriots kick a field goal, lead 3-0.)WestonSecond QuarterWestonUTWestonUTWeston (to UT)UTHalftime ReactionsUTBFDCapt RonBFD (to Capt Ron)Capt Ron (to BFD)Third QuarterWestonCapt Ron (to Weston)UTBFD (to UT)Weston(Rams tie the game 3-3.)UTBFDFourth QuarterWestonUTWeston (to UT)(Patriots score the first touchdown of the game, lead 10-3.)UT(Goff throws interception)UTWeston(Pats kick a field goal, lead 13-3.)UTBFDWestonCapt RonUTGame Balls Welp, that’s all the season wrote.It was a good season, if irritating at times, and hopefully next year will be even better.For all of us here at BRB thanks for watching the Texans along with us and we’ll still be here Cullen Gillaspia Jersey , come on around. Of all the trips I made around the sun, all of which required zero effort from me on my end—all you have to do is wake up, drink some water, eat a little bit, and then you arrive somewhere way out over there, and when you arrive there, you’ll have no idea how you got there—this trip has created the most unenthusiastic Super Bowl match-up I’ve ever seen. No one I talk to cares about Sunday’s game. My friends don’t. The people I sit next to so I can save up enough money to die in the desert one day don’t. The internet doesn’t care. Even last week, I didn’t really care. Yes, we get it.The New England Patriots are really good. Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time. They are the post-modern dynasty. It’s all very annoying. Especially because this was the worst Patriots team since 2007, and they transmogrified, shredding their shirt into wood chips, baying when ambulances passed by, banging their head to that wretched crazy train, hogging the ball Senio Kelemete Color Rush Jersey , and eventually suffocating the Chargers and Chiefs. At least the Patriots actually had to beat some teams to get to this point this time. Yet this isn’t very interesting. We all know the Pats are the best and the greatest. There’s nothing left to prove. What’s $7 billion to someone who already has $6 billion? The Patriots won’t be interesting until their downfall, which will probably never happen. The Rams are the prototypical perfect narrative. Young quarterback. Hot, young head coach. A unique offense that has been unstoppable. The greatest defensive player in the league. An enormous market. But nobody really cares. It’s hard to get up for a team that won largely because of the worst non-call in the history of sports, made by a cornerback who’s spent the last week spouting off about Tom Brady despite getting beat three times by the Saints without ever receiving real punishment. Oh, and there’s no such thing as a Rams fan. We’re tired. We’re bored. I get it. But let me reach through that screen you are wasting your life behind, grab your hand, and shake your entire body to jolt energy into you. Come on! Be more fun! Live!Laugh!Love a little!There’s still a lot to look forward to this Sunday in THE BIG GAME, the game that some say is the biggest game of the year. We got the Rams’ running play action on every play, Todd Gurley’s revenge after evaporating against the Saints, the Patriots’ mediocre regular season defense trying to stay spectacular, Kyle Van Noy being way better than he ever should be, pressure created through stunts, Stephon Gilmore versus Robert Woods, Brandin Cooks bracketed Ibraheim Campbell Color Rush Jersey , Elandon Roberts run stops, two of the best offensive lines in football at getting to the second level, Aaron Donald’s blender hands, Ndamukong Suh being the boulder that even Sisyphus couldn’t move, Wade Phillips trying to win his second Lombardi Trophy, New England’s quick passing attack that doesn’t have a dominant receiver but does have a bunch of different guys who do a bunch of different things, Dante Fowler’s one great pass rush combined with two awful penalties, the battle of the biggest brained coaches, Tom Brady going for six Lombardis, Rob Gronkowski running with a refrigerator on his back, and more.AAAeeeUUgghhh!JEEEEEEEM, I can’t wait for this one.